You’re eligible

 

Our mailbox is at the end of our driveway. That means the stroll of retrieval usually involves a bit of looking over the haul of arrivals and sorting some stuff out. Over the past couple of months, I’ve been stunned by the amount of material that has absolutely no use for us at all.

Now, let’s be clear about a few things. I think all of us could make jokes about the contents of our mailboxes. This is true if for no other reason than just about everything we find delivered by the postal service likely has a group of people that would claim there’s no need to be having it sent to us…

Bills? Save a tree and do them online.

Magazines? Who reads physical magazines?

You get the idea. Even for those that have monthly statements or periodical subscriptions dropped off by the mailman, there are a fair number of people that utilize alternatives. Many people don’t see the point of mail.

I, on the other hand, enjoy many aspects of mail. I like getting letters and cards from family and friends. Environmental considerations acknowledged, I prefer physical books and magazines to digital alternatives.

End result is that when I say we’re going to wander down the path of useless mail, we need to have an agreement in place that allows some pieces to be considered useful via that delivery method.

Fair?

Good. (Moving on.)

Recently, some friends and I have noticed an uptick in student loan mail. Apparently, many people are (or may be) eligible for student loans. Which would be great news if, you know, any of us were students.

(Let’s put aside the cynicism and likely realities for a moment. Pretend the offer is legitimate.)

What kind of research and action involves sending this material to people that have no intention of attending college? Because that’s the foundation of the issue. The people I spoke with are all at or nearing retirement, and are not considering heading back to school for a class or two of interest or to earn a later-in-life degree. They are not registered for classes, nor looking for degree information online, and have in no way indicated they might be heading toward a nearby campus or signing up online.

Student loan information addressed to people that have shown no interest in needing a student loan.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, we do know some folks that are involved in college efforts for different reasons. Friends of ours that are thinking about going to school or taking a class, or those with children in the house considering schools, and they aren’t getting any mail about student loans.

The summary point here is the advertising blast makes no sense. It seems to have no focus toward who is, isn’t, or might be headed to school. No way of acknowledging those considering it. Things show up in our mailbox from time to time, and it’s left to us to dispose of something we never requested.

Let’s say you live in a heavy-snow area. Old Forge, New York? Yes. Carlsbad, New Mexico? No. It might make sense for people in such a place that own homes to receive unsolicited mail about snow fencing. Makes sense for the region, and that they might consider a purchase. Wouldn’t be too hard to narrow the search parameters to add in characteristics that might increase wind and driveway issues.

Where I’m ultimately headed is that folks in South Dakota and Nebraska are probably not that excited when mail shows up offering terrific rates on property insurance for hurricane damage.

But somehow, we’re all eligible when the right filters are applied.

The other day I went online and did a search for a piece of cooking equipment. Spent the next few days seeing advertisements following me all over the internet. Social media. New sites. Look for one raclette grill, be haunted by it for a week. So, I suppose things could be worse.

It would be awfully nice to be eligible for somethings I’m actually interest in checking out. But what makes sense about that?

 

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me at Bob@inmybackpack.com