Well, that’s an awful lot

 

Have you ever wondered about some of the small things you pick up in a store?

Think about a bottle of hot sauce. A jar of orange marmalade. A candy bar.

There are more than 4,500 Walmart stores in the United States. Just shy of 2,000 Target locations. Depending on how you classify them, most information resources say there are a minimum of 40,000 grocery stores in the United States. And here’s an interesting thought…

Every one of those places probably has a Kit Kat and a Twix for sale. Every one has Smuckers jams and jellies. Every one of them has Cholula and Tabasco.

Look, my numbers and location inventory may not be perfect… but supplying well over 50,000 buildings with your product is pretty impressive. And we just wander in, expecting to grab some Tropicana orange juice and Duracell AA batteries, as if there’s no possible chance our store won’t have them.

Every so often I’ll tune in to one of those programs that shows how something is made or breaks down what goes into producing it. And a lot of the time, there will be a funny claim made. Something like:

Every year, fill-in-the-blank whips up enough marshmallows to circle the Earth seventy-four thousand times.

Just for special Halloween orders, fill-in-the-blank produces enough pumpkin cream jack-o-lanterns to stretch from Earth to Mars and halfway back.

And I always wonder the same thing. How?

How do we produce even remotely enough sugar or gelatin or whatever ingredients to be able to manufacture a side-by-side line of chocolate covered anything that stretches hundreds of thousands to millions of miles?

Seriously.

Skittles. You know Skittles. Those bright, fruit flavored morsels that no one east unless there’s no other candy around? There are claims all over the internet that two-hundred-million are produced every day. And, that rate of production would evidently create a connected line all the way to the moon.

Skittles. Earth to Moon.

Oh, and they aren’t alone. Annual Tootsie Roll production apparently will stretch Earth to Moon and back.

I wonder if I’ve raked enough leaves to stretch to the Moon. You know, not seasonally or annually. Lifetime.

For more than a decade, Terry and I lived in a house with not a lot of oak trees… not dozens of oak trees… there were hundreds of oak trees in and surrounding our yard. The annual arrival of autumn was celebrated by a blanket of leaves falling on our property that needed to be cleaned up. (And blanket of leaves should be viewed as a deep covering, across the entire yard.)

Let’s say the average leaf is three-inches wide, just to be fair. And if I can get like ten to twelve into every sweep with the rake, that means three feet of leaves, and…

Ok, look, the math is for a lifetime of yardwork. I have to be closer in leaves to the Moon than I think. (I’m just saying, the Moon averages shy of two-hundred-forty-thousand miles from our planet. Over my lifetime, the combined miles I’ve driven far exceeds there and back and there and more. Skittles and Tootsie Rolls are a lot smaller than a leaf. It’s a doable distance.)

I think the most surprising part of it is that more often than not, when the distance game is played up in the marketing, it’s for products I don’t use and don’t know that anyone does. (Seriously, who buys Skittles?) Tell me it’s Kisses stretching to Pluto and you’ll have me nodding as if that’s possible. (Come on, it is. Think of all the awesome Christmas cookies that use Kisses. And that’s just Christmas sales.)

And all any of us care about is the supplies making it to our local store. Heaven forbid the local market doesn’t have cinnamon rolls.

(Do you think Coca-Cola produces enough soda each year to fill all the pools in America? I know. It’s a thinker.)

 

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me at Bob@inmybackpack.com