The Myrtle Beach t-shirt duplication mystery

 

The year was 2016, and I was in Myrtle Beach.

The famous one. South Carolina.

Hurricane Hermine was sweeping along, up and across Florida, heading into Georgia and toward—because, of course—Myrtle Beach.

As you might imagine, plans change when you’re driving along the east coast of the United States, moving from the north to the south, and learn of a hurricane moving south to north. This is especially true when that south to north storm movement is, pretty darn perfectly, bringing that hurricane into the same states and locations you plan to visit, meandering as if using the same GPS as you since the roadways that you expect to include in your travels are more or less directly underneath the projected storm path on the map.

New plans meant an extra day in Myrtle Beach. And, that extra day was toying with my count for clothes. I hadn’t packed a lot for the trip because there was a washer and a dryer in the unit at the resort. I was probably going to be fine, but I figured I might be able to use an extra t-shirt or two if I happened to see one. Safe instead of sorry. You get the idea. Not exactly a must purchase. Not exactly a no. So, during the wandering of the day, I was looking here and there from store to store for shirts.

Happened to be out and about, having lunch and doing a bit of sightseeing, and found a shirt I liked. Price was right. Size was right. Bought the shirt.

Was the shirt amazingly unique and different and amazing? Let’s say I opened up Word and inserted an image of a blank navy blue t-shirt. (Yes, Word.) In 15 minutes, you would have been able to design a shirt of equally intricate detail. Even if I tied your hands behind you back and faced you away from the monitor. Plus, you would have had enough time remaining to look up some information about Hurricane Hermine.

Yeah, it was a nice shirt. It is a nice shirt. I like it. But it wasn’t one of the most original souvenir shirts you’ve ever seen. Oars cross over the wording of Myrtle Beach, SC, with an established in date tossed on. I’ll call it vanilla navy blue and leave it right there for your consideration.

Crazy thing is, the shirt has held up brilliantly. Eight years later it’s still in terrific shape, with the design in good condition.

A few weeks ago, I was standing in my bedroom, packing for a drive down the east coast. Wanted to switch up my laundry, change some shirts, since my plans had been involving stays in the destination area for a bit. And—you probably understand already since I’ve invested this long of an introduction into it—I grabbed the Myrtle Beach shirt.

About thirty hours and some thousand miles of driving after zipping a suitcase closed, I was standing next to my car, filling the tank at a gas station in Georgia. Two dogs sleeping in the back seat, and we were twenty or so minutes from the Florida border.

A storm was in the area. Motorcycle seeking shelter, rider inside while it sat parked in the same lane as us under the awning-roof-thingy over the fuel pumps. In the next lane was a motor home.

Funny thing about that motor home. As I was finishing up, I was looking toward it, and the image honestly struck me as though the motor home would look absolutely no different if it was in a campsite settled in for an extended stay. It truly felt as if whoever the owner or owners of the vehicle happened to be, they were at the gas pump for a long weekend, closer to preparing a campfire than to avoiding the rain on the highway or addressing an empty gas tank. That image at the finishing stages of forming was when the door on the side opened up and a man came down the steps.

He made eye contact and nodded a greeting toward me. I responded in kind, but a bit silently and not really able to blink.

He was wearing a navy blue Myrtle Beach t-shirt.

Yes. THAT navy blue Myrtle Beach t-shirt.

EXACTLY that navy blue Myrtle Beach t-shirt.

How often do you see someone wearing the same clothes you own?

Now, yes, let’s toss some possibilities out of consideration. Not talking about jeans. Not talking about sneakers. This isn’t about really basic items. Nor is it being at a concert or in a theme park, where everyone is wearing some branded item of clothing and there are dozens of mouse ears on display.

None of those general concepts in place for matching outfits here. You bought a t-shirt almost ten years ago and are standing in a different state. Having packed that shirt into a suitcase the day before, you now watch as a man exits the main area of a caravan from his campsite at the gas station wearing the same shirt.

That was the situation I found myself in. And today, I still feel as if I’m spinning around in the opening scene of a science-fiction effort.

Imagine a man, finding himself in possession of the same ten-year-old novelty clothing as a random man on the street. Is it, unknown to him, an iconic design? It is, beyond his belief, a startling coincidence? Is it, as daylight settles in and the rain clouds pass overhead, that he has entered a new dimension of sight and sound…

 

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