The lights are on (and everyone is home)

 

How often do you turn lights on outside the house?

The other evening, I turned on some of the outside lights. I do it a few times a week, more or less rotating between the front door, the garage and the backyard.

There’s no rhyme or reason for it. We’re not expecting company. No one went out for the day with plans to return after it gets dark. Not trying to assist the deer walking across the yard, nor keep them away. Not trying to prove we’re home. It’s more or less a bit of a habit.

I suppose, given deep consideration, a bit of it is home security. That wouldn’t be too far away from a sensible thought. Let’s face the facts, Terry and I haven’t greeted someone trick or treating at our door in more than twenty-five years. If we’re not expecting you in the evening, chances are you’re not dropping in unannounced. There’s not a history that suggests a massive need for quality outdoor illumination on most evenings.

What really has me wondering though isn’t the outdoor lights. It’s that I just turned on the hallway lights. Once the sun goes down and evening settles in, there are parts of the house that can get pretty dark. Likely no surprise there for you, since just about anyone’s home gets dark when the sun goes down and all the lights are off. But for path leading to the bathroom, a walk to the bedroom, or a search for the perfect snack to satisfy that final craving of the day, there’s one particular light that covers things fairly well. It’s in the hallway. Sun sets, light goes on.

Like many of you, I’m actually in the habit of turning lights off around the house. Leave a room with no plans to return soon, lights go out. Heading out of the house, lights go out. Done in the basement, lights go out.

Even with plans to return to a space, I gauge need and timing. Might have another load of laundry to do, leading me down to the basement in an hour or so. Doesn’t matter. Lights out after the previous trip.

How often do you buy new lights for the house? You probably have some on hand and ready to go. Then, a light flickers and goes out, and suddenly you don’t have another after all.

A few years ago, we made the awful mistake of not looking too carefully while shopping, picked up one of those subtly altered styles and the entire kitchen took on a blue haze. Suffice to say, if you aren’t certain what soft white or daylight or warm white or whatever light shade does to a bulb, be prepared to find yourself walking through a fog of bad neon lighting that you’ll swear you can actually feel your skin absorbing.

One of our ceiling lights needs smaller bulbs that still fit a standard socket size. Purchases of these involve a bit more searching than you might expect. If that idea doesn’t scare you, sit down. The next one might.

There’s a chance, in the near future if not already, you’re going to need to know if your lightbulb is compatible with smartphones and apps. Not kidding, there are now lightbulbs that are nothing less than Alexa approved. Which is just wonderful. We’ve zoomed well beyond simply needing to know if the bulbs work with a dimmer or not.

One of the light switches in our house is a round dimmer style. There’s a slight click when it turns off, and you turn it to increase or decrease the brightness of the light. You know the type. It’s part of a two-switch unit, with the other being the traditional flip-style. And, fun twist, if you barely brush the dial while flipping the other off and on, it is absolutely possible to turn on a light you won’t even know is on and leave it on for weeks.

Ok. Time to bring this day to a close and head to bed. But first, a walk around the house to make sure the lights are out. (Especially the ones by the garage.)

 

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