The butter doesn’t melt

 

Or maybe it does.

And that’s the problem. (Or at least the question.)

We keep our house at a pretty consistent temperature year-round. We have a central system, so the heat and air conditioning are all controlled using the same thermostat. About the only challenge can be sliding the settings switch between heat to cool in the spring and fall.

For our efforts today, pick your favorite temperature. 68-degrees. 72-degrees. 64. I don’t care. But just imagine that the house stays right at that temperature every day of the year.

Got that?

Good.

Why does the butter you left on the counter end up softening in the summer, but never really in the winter?

My guess is someone might try to explain how hours of daylight might become involved. Maybe toss in something about ultraviolet this or that. Could even be someone that tries to discuss how the butter was made, and the quality of ingredients involved, and… well…

I’m not buying it.

This has been happening in different houses, with different brands of butter, over years. We don’t leave the butter on the counter in direct sunlight. And, we tend to cook more in the kitchen during the winter, so if anything, there likely should be December and January moments where the burners on the stove are hot and the oven is open.

Funny enough, I can’t do any research into it. The reality is no one is talking about this specific problem. (Go ahead. Look it up. You’ll find all sorts of links to USDA and other official sounding agency advice about safe butter storage. You’ll find plenty of links suggesting how to get the butter to room temperature, or how to soften it properly in a microwave without ending up with a plate full of liquid butter. But in no place that I have found does anyone discuss why the butter softens in July but not January.)

Did you know there is research being done into why some species of birds seem to recognize when the hurricane season will be stronger or weaker? True. We have all sorts of scientists, with generations of data and the most current Doppler equipment, telling us what’s coming from the Atlantic hurricane season. And apparently, there are a group of birds flying across the Gulf of Mexico with access to no Doppler feedback, but they are achieving better accuracy in predicting the storms.

I mention the birds because often, the best observations (and more accurate answers) come from asking the right questions (or seeing the right information).

We happen to be able to find out times for sunrise and sunset each day with ease. Almost every full weather report on the local news will include the information. But you never see a group of mourning doves outside huddled around a cell phone to check on it.

Animals don’t have the latest and greatest apps available to support their observations. They don’t have a written calendar to check. And yet, I think we could all agree that chances are pretty good that animals are able to sense, witness, observe, or in whatever ways available notice changes taking place in their surroundings. In fact…

I would contend that animals might actually notice things more quickly. The need for food and water alone could allow them to sense approaching drought conditions, as just one example. We know it hasn’t rained. The idea of a water shortage makes sense when we get told. But with us heading to the faucet or reaching for a water bottle to meet our needs, the dropping waterline in the local watering hole isn’t a piece of information we gathered.

Why is the butter on the counter softening?

I’m pretty sure it’s not a predictor of the next hurricane season. (But I probably shouldn’t just dismiss the possibility.)

 

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me at Bob@inmybackpack.com