I
grew up in Rhode Island. And when you grow up in the smallest
of all American states, something interesting happens to the possibilities
whenever you see an article that claims its intention to share
the best of something from every state.
There’s
a tremendous chance you’ve actually heard about the place that
will be suggested for your state.
Alaska?
Texas? California? Huge states. Easily possible that a great bakery
or sandwich shop exists not only that you’ve never heard of, but
also happens to be in a town you didn’t know was part of your
state.
But
grow up in Rhode Island, bordering on Connecticut and Massachusetts,
part of New England… well… you tend to be familiar with a good
chunk of what’s going on. Heck, even from Rhode Island I might
have a better chance of having heard about that amazing ice cream
stand in New Hampshire than the person living in Texas of California
does of knowing the one noted for the very same state.
And
then there’s another funny thing. When I do find myself intrigued
and fall for the invitation to click, more often than not I find
myself rolling my eyes, lifting my head, and screaming something
close to “you’ve got to be kidding” (only with a few additional
adult words sprinkled in). Seriously, more than half the time
I look, I don’t just disagree with the choice of best in Rhode
Island this-or-that, I actually have a strong and emotional disagreement
about the selection.
The
weird part is, my reactions always tend to be strongest about
Rhode Island. I’ve lived in other states. Traveled quite a bit.
Rhode Island? A small state. A hop on Route 95 and get from the
southwest corner on the border of Connecticut to the northeast
corner crossing over to Massachusetts in under an hour without
speeding small state.
And
I think the reason is because I know the state. Give me another
state… Florida, which I regularly have visited over the years,
and have seen a lot of different areas… and I might have no clue
about the nominee. Don’t know the business. Might not know the
city. Less of a chance for an emotional outburst when you can
accept you have zero clue about the winner.
For
a while, I wondered if it might just be personal preferences.
I happen to know a few places that I’m not personally a fan of,
and yet they have loyal and dedicated followings that would be
willing to fight me on a claim that their offerings taste like
ketchup and barely melted cheese served on a piece of cardboard.
Also,
I do know that wherever you go, if you don’t have the ability
to discuss the cuisine, keep your mouth shut on specifics. Growing
up in Rhode Island, I can tell you that I never understood why
anyone would consider salsa a must on every dinner table. But
I always liked salsa. Eventually I found myself in the southwest,
tasted fresh salsa, and it was then that I understood what it
meant for even the average salsa to be fabulous (and light years
better than what we were being served at home).
Went
on a trip to wine country in northern California many years ago.
Was treated to a tour at one place where they were basically pumping
the wine into barrels using something that resembled a hose and
nozzle you would find at a gas station. We tasted the wine before
it went into the barrels, and our entire group would unhesitatingly
swear that what they were pumping into the barrels… not even remotely
aged, never mind ready to be bottled and sold… was lightyears
beyond the wines we would find in stores near our homes.
What
do I like? What do you like? What is the best food served around
us?
With
all of this swirling around in my thoughts from time to time,
I came across an article about the best sandwiches in every state
the other day. And it turns out, there could be another reason
involved. The person writing the article might be an idiot.
If
you’re going to write an article collecting information about
the best sandwiches across the country, you had better understand
the following terms and how they might apply to your results:
hero, grinder, sub, hoagie, po’ boy. Of course, there are more,
but that covers enough ground to make the point.
Haven’t
lived in Rhode Island? Never visited the state? Then you had better
clarify, carefully and thoroughly, what qualifies you to tell
me where the best hot wieners are found. Otherwise, I’m going
to have some adult words to share.