Just give me five minutes to talk

 

For quite a long time, I’ve had this thought. Kind of a desire, really. The foundation of it is simple enough. I wish that I had five minutes to talk to a new puppy.

I was reminded of this yesterday by the hole in the backyard. Several of them. All begun because, apparently, the first attempt at digging resulted in the discovery of a rock. So, while I said hole in back yard, I should have said holes. Plural. Multiple. Multiple holes in my back yard. (And yes, multiple rocks.)

I took a deep breath, disposed of the rock, and thought again about my wish of five minutes to talk to a new puppy. Lay out some understandings so we both understand what’s going on.

Over time, my puppies and I have developed ways of communicating. Sit and wait and down and leave it usually work, although they often take a second or third request. I recognize when treats are being sought and bedtime has been declared. We’ve got some of the basics, and all of my puppies have had slight variations in their personalities. Likely not much different than your experiences.

What I’d like to have, however, is a bit of time to establish a few ground rules. Set up something of a civilized understanding. A way we can exchange some information at the very beginning to make everything smoother for all of us.

Imagine bringing a puppy home and taking them into the living room. Clock starts. You have five minutes to explain how you’ll keep them safe, feed them, spoil them with toys and more. You can cover ground like not chewing books and magazines, not tearing apart shoes and clothes, and staying in the yard. In return, you offer naps on the couch and sleeping on the bed. Quick exchange. Rules and expectations and more. They’d even get to tell you that they love peanut butter and hate bananas. So, you get to set up some guidance that saves your furniture, they get the snacks they want, and no one steps on an abandoned banana slice.

But it doesn’t work that way, does it?

Some folks will tell you it can be that way. They’ll talk about training and all of the latest tools and gimmicks. They’ll explain about time and patience and consistency. All of it important, and all of it helpful, and all of it the majority of us will ignore.

When I say ignore, I don’t mean we don’t try. It’s mostly the consistency over time.

Example?

Ok.

The command “down” is, if you search over most training materials, intended to indicate a position flat on the ground. If you want the puppy to lie down, the command is down.

So, what do most of us say when we’re sitting on the sofa and the dog jumps in our lap? …when in the excitement of new arrivals, the dog jumps up on our guests? We should be saying “off” and yet we often say “down.”

Consistency. Absentmindedly ruined, albeit with good intentions.

Extend that into tree branches being paraded around the yard, shoes moving from room to room, and beds being slept on even when no permission has been granted. The endless quest for treats continues.

I’d love the five minutes. And I’d explain more, but right now I need to retrieve my slipper from a dog running laps around the living room with her new prize.

 

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me at Bob@inmybackpack.com